Chee Rabbits and Snaekdog: Smy Chutney Super Fans

Lately I've been meeting amazing people and sometimes becoming good friends with people on Twitter. It's often the case where I may start following someone whose blog I have found helpful or

Tweetdeck

highlights something of interest. Sometimes it feels like Twitter is tapping into the same cosmic stream that makes

iTunes

seem to predict what music you need to have "shuffle" into your life at exactly the right time. Several weeks ago I saw the following tweets pop up on my

Tweetdeck

:

does water really need a f*@!ing day?

#

worldchutneyday

22 March

I absolutely love chutney. Is there some kind of chutney lovers website or committee I can join? I wish to talk to like minded chutney lovers

.

22 March

Both tweets were from

Chee

Rabbits, they made me smile and I started following him immediately. Entertaining discourse ensued and two people with similar interests and senses of humour forged a friendship. Together we have not succeeded in a

#

worldchutneyday

,

however we have gone on to recognise an entire Chutney Kingdom full of kings, queens, princes, folklore, creatures and music where every day is World Chutney Day. As you should know

Chee

Rabbits is himself a talented musician, writer and artist (

www.snaek.org

) as well as the Royal Sweetness of

Confettiland

, so it is a great partnership, friendship and alliance for all involved.

Chee

Rabbits kindly placed an order on

www.SmyChutney.com

and since receiving his order he has been giving me lots of feedback and recipe ideas. I asked him for some pics and what I received today had me welling up as they are just SO fabulous. I am, as ever, so touched that someone would take such time and effort to celebrate

Smy

Chutney. I sometimes forget that jars of

Smy

Chutney have a whole other life that I don't often get to glimpse once they've been sold on. It's these glimpses that make me the happiest as does making new friends. So let me introduce you to

Snaekdog

:

I've added this to my website as I do all feedback and pictures sent in but I will be putting this up on my actual wall as well as my virtual ones.

Chee

Rabbits and

Snaekdog

will obviously be rewarded in free chutney samples for their contribution to the chutney arts and as a show of thanks. I can't say thank you enough to

Chee

Rabbits for his amazing artwork and support and to everyone who enjoys and supports

Smy

Chutney.

and remember...

it's not your chutney...

it's

Smy

Chutney.

Hackney City Farm - 31/03/2011

For several weeks I have been selling my chutney on Wednesday evenings at

Hackney City Farm

while people come and collect their fruit and vegetable boxes from

Growing Communities

. You can also buy delicious bread from

E5 Bakehouse

. It has been a lot of fun and has also made me realise what an amazing resource Hackney City Farm is and how lucky I am that it is right on my doorstop. I knew that they had a lovely, functional and informative farm and I knew that the

Frizzante Cafe

was amazing. What I didn't know was that they offer courses in pottery, beekeeping, as well as courses on gardening and garden restoration courses to name a few. Everyone who works and volunteers there are exceptional as well so I really recommend that you go visit the animals, the cafe or......their brand new Farm Shop!

Last Sunday Hackney City Farm opened their shop for the first time. There are toys that you may remember from your childhood...

...and more children's learning tools, books, gifts, t-shirts, cards and chocolates.

You can buy plants or seedlings:

You can also buy chicken or duck eggs from the farm, lots of vegetables from the farm and oh yeah:

Smy Chutney can be bought from the Hackney City Farm Shop! We are really excited about this! We stopped by today and bought some eggs to make our lemon curd and lemon curd cupcakes. And just look at that cabbage - it's in season, picked from the farm and begging to be bought, boiled, steamed, served with your Sunday Roast Beef Dinner or bubbled and squeaked. I once couldn't eat a cabbage as it was just too beautiful, so I ended up making prints from it and made a painting out of it. I recommend the above vegetables and Smy Chutney for eating though...I don't think this world is ready for mixed-media vegetable and chutney art.

Hackney City Farm is a community project that for over 20 years has offered free access all year round so that children, adults and the whole community can experience farming, learn about animals and where food comes from. Being from the countryside, my earliest memories are of picking strawberries and potatoes and seeing newly born piglets.

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Commitment to local, seasonal and quality ingredients are natural elements of country living, “sustainability” isn’t a trendy buzz-word, it’s just what you do.

Connecting with animal and plant life within London is really important, inspiring and a valuable life skill. It is a total win-win to visit and support Hackney City Farm and the work that they do.

and remember...

it's not your chutney...

it's Smy Chutney.

Tower of Love Power - 14 February 2011


I hope that everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day. My One True Love (MOTL) was in New York City last week for work and returned on Valentine's Day and you know, absence makes the heart go silly so I decided to make him an extra lovely meal to celebrate Valentine's Day and his return home. MOTL totally surprised me with a heart-shaped biscuit, a Mac Wonder Woman eye shadow palette and Mac Wonder Woman lip glass! They are amazing and I am so thankful for him and the Mac Cosmetics adviser who noted to MOTL that if he really wanted to make it a special gift he should add a WW lipglass. We don't really buy into the cards, chocolates and flowers routine and have traditionally enjoyed a nice meal together at home. The last time we went out for a meal on Valentine's Day it was all a bit grim and felt like a prison visitation scene. The restaurant was full of tables for two working within a time limit, acting as if a glass plate was between them or with a sense of being watched and/or overheard because the restaurant has tried to cram in as many tables as poss. Let's not forget the pressure from one or both sides of the couple to have THE - BEST - VALENTINE'S - DAY - EVER. Nah, not me me or MOTL.

For my special meal I decided to cook something that I had not cooked for years but is a dish that I hold close to my heart. MOTL says that it is one of my signature dish's but it's not even my dish at all! The dish is the Tower of Power, or as I have adapted the title for Valentine's Day - The Tower of Love Power. This dish was created at the Royal Cafe in New Orleans when I was waitressing there back at the turn of the century. I made some life-long friends, a lot of money and most importantly - a lot of memories. It was sold as a special and there were always contests to see who could sell the most and being a hugely competitive bunch it was always game on. Actually most things at the RC turned competitive from wine sales, nightly sales, sections, first table, last table, big parties, upstairs, balcony, the rotor and who could start getting their shine on the earliest.

The Tower of Power takes a grilled portobello mushroom, tops it with garlic mashed potato, tops that with wilted spinach, tops that with a grilled filet steak, covered in a red wine au jus and for my version I top it off with some fried shallots. BOOM! Tower of Power baby!

So to recap the recipe:
1. Make a nice batch of mashed potato and put to the side. I use Maris Piper potatoes boiled and sieved in a potato ricer, butter, milk, double cream, roasted garlic (roast in their skins and remove skins before adding), salt and pepper.


2. Marinate a portobello mushroom in balsamic vinager, honey, salt and pepper and then grill on each side for 4-5 minutes while brushing with the marinade. Pop in a preheated oven (150˚C) while you prepare the rest.

3. Start the red wine au jus using red wine, a spoonful of Smy Chutney Red Onion Marmlade, salt, pepper, bit of cornstarch and beef stock. Thanks to MOTL's complete and utter passion for stock we always have a very diverse group of stocks in the freezer for gravies and soups but a nice organic beef stock cube would do just as nicely. Leave the stock to its own, stirring occasionally and strain before serving.

4. Slice shallots into rings and lightly coat in a teaspoon of cornstarch. Fry in a bit of groundnut oil and remove when browned and strain on a piece of kitchen towel.

5. Take two excellent quality filet steaks that have been marinated in olive oil, salt and pepper. I also rubbed two tablespoons of Smy Chutney Red Onion Marmalade into the filets, for some extra flavour. Grill the filets on a piping hot cast iron grill for 3-4 minutes on each side for rare to medium rare depending on the thickness of the filets. Once ready, leave them to rest for the few minutes it will take to finish the final step.

6. Trim and wash the spinach earlier so that they are ready to go as soon as the filets are resting. Take 3 or 4 sliced garlic cloves (slice this earlier as well) and fry lightly in a tablespoons worth of olive oil for a minute or so. Remove the garlic before adding the spinach and add salt and pepper. The spinach will wilt and reduce by quite a lot so make sure you use enough, I used about 200g for two people which was a perfect amount.

So to recap:
Grilled portobello mushroom...

Topped with:
Garlic mashed potato and wilted spinach...

Topped with:
A grilled filet steak, fried shallots...

and finished with a red wine au jus.

As puddings are my remit I had made a heart-shaped meringue the previous night, for that recipe see my pavlova post.


Then I took some mango, strawberries and blueberries and blitzed half of them into a simple fruity sauce and spread this onto the meringue.

I took the remaining fruit and free-styled little and large mango hearts, strawberry hearts and blueberries and topped the meringue with them. So here is my Valentine's Day pudding:

I was very pleased to present this to MOTL and he was really impressed. I served this with a drizzle of double cream over the central heart but we tucked in before I could get a photo of the cream covered mango heart. I hope that everyone had a good day yesterday and was good to their friends, partners but most importantly themselves...

and remember...
it's not your chutney...
it's Smy Chutney.

Smy Indoor Garden - Week One 11/02/11

Plants and herbs do not seem to do well inside my flat but there's an unheated area outside our door which catches a lot of sun. I used to keep herbs out there on some wooden shelves and they did really well. I had lent the shelves to neighbours who moved out last week. As soon as I saw the shelves I decided to start a new little project. I knew that I would refill them with herbs but then I thought, why stop there? Ages ago my dear friend Sophie bought me a fantastic book,

Window-box Allotment by Penelope Bennett

, thanks Soph! It's a beginner's guide to container gardening that is full of all sorts of information outlined in what you could be doing month-by-month. I have dipped in and out of the book over the years but thought as I was picking it up again in January I could, should and would follow it throughout 2011.

Most of my family seem to be blessed with different skills, abilities and knowledge of plants, flowers, fruit and veg. My boyfriend thinks that this has skipped me entirely and charmingly has nicknamed me the Harold Shipman of plants. I reject this distasteful moniker and blame the lack of light and balmy nature of our lovely flat. Also, in the past we have both tried to look after the plants and they've end up getting over-watered. But 2011 is about me reclaiming my green fingers - I vow to look after all our existing plants inside the flat, to expand our plant kingdom to outside the flat and cultivate plants that we can bring back inside and eat.

I decided that I would try to sow some seeds and get some container veg going - tomatoes, rocket, etc. I try to get to Columbia Road Flower Market most Sundays for flowers but last Sunday I went specifically for Smy indoor garden. I always buy herbs from

Mick and Sylvia Grover

as they grow all their own herbs, give you great tips and are so lovely. I had a really nice chat with Mick and I was telling him how much I've learned about the market from the The Gentle Author and his amazing site,

Spitalfield's Life

. I asked Mick if anyone on the market sold seeds and he said in his forty years at the market he didn't think anyone had ever traded seeds. I also bought a lovely rhubarb plant and a blueberry bush that are both doing really well.

I found some seeds and supplies and got stuck in. Here is what I have sown thus far:

The first night after sowing the seeds I dreamt that they were unfurling and growing right in front of my eyes,

a la BBC time lapse (this one is great!)

. The next morning there was a wee bit of movement but I will try to post about their progression as a way of keeping a little log for myself. Here are the shelves that my other herbs, fruit and veg are kept on and where I will keep my containers once my seeds have sprouted:

I am really lucky to have my Mum and aunties, as well as the book, to refer to throughout this experiment. Watch this space and hopefully there will be a rhubarb crop with which to make rhubarb crumble!

and remember...

it's not your chutney (or indoor garden)

it's Smy Chutney (or indoor garden).